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[chinoz]

A man walks into a pub and takes a seat. Sitting on the bar is a jar full of money. The man asks the bartender:
"How can I get all of that?"
The bartender responds:
"well, if you can make my horse laugh; the moneys yours."
Thinking about it, the man says alright. He and the bartender walk out behind the pub to the horse's stable. The man walks over to the horse and whispers in his ear, and suddenly the horse to laugh!
The bartender hands over the jar of money, gives the man a pat on the back and lets him go on his way.

A few months later, the very same man walks comes back to the pub, and sits down just as he did before. The bartender has restocked his jar of money, and says to the man:
"You back to get more money?"
The man says
"Sure, if I can. Whats the bet this time?"
The bartender says
"I'll give you the jar if you can make my horse cry."
Again, the man accepts and they walk back to the stable.
The man walks into the stable, and the bartender turns away hearing a noise behind him. Just moments later he hears the horse whimpering and crying! But he won't let this guy take his money again, and wants to make sure he isn't cheating.
"How 'n the hell did you do that?"
With a smirk on his face the man replied:
"Well, The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his. The second time, I showed him."

[Meg Iann]

Nice one.
Here's also a one good joke.

There's a plane that's about to crash and everyone on it will die in 10 minutes.
A woman in the plane stands up on her seat and yells "before i die, i want to feel like a woman.
Does any man on this plane want to make me feel like a woman?"
A guy takes his shirt off, hands it to her and says "iron this".

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[cooluser666]

i loled
pretty good joke, i'm looking foward for more like this

[Done60]

hahahha
Both jokes where equally as good.