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(18 May 2013 - 12:08 PM)
@Kain: if that dude is a cheater, cheating on his wife he deserves no better and all of us are cheering for you! "An eye for an eye" they say and they are right about that! As for the sitting upon aspect: as for me I always had the feeling that as long as I was able to hit and kick a person I was fine, but as soon as it came to floor-randori, the ground fight, I was at a disadvantage. I used to be quite skinny and even though I packed up a considerable amount of muscles after years of training the one rule stuck to me: never go down, never let anyone sit on you. As soon as something big and heavy comes at you: run! Well ... I also apply that rule to big women, but thats another story that might be perceived as highly politically uncorrect, but yeah: stay away from everything thats big, fat and ugly! ARGH! ... No matter whether IT wants to fight you or do other unspeakable and horrifying things to you! ...
(18 May 2013 - 08:30 AM)
As for feeling bad for the guy, DX, normally I would as well, but in this case, he deserves it, as he is well known for cheating on her a lot. Aside from general interest, this is also revenge for her.
(18 May 2013 - 08:22 AM)
All of your scenarios amuse me. Though, none are going to happen. Lagonda, I did also learn what to do in case of a person is sitting on you. That was one of the basics... If I have fought many people of various sizes, ages, and ranks, and competed in tournaments, don't you think a person falling is BEYOND thought of? There is no chance of him even being able to fall on me, as he is never even present. Where we are, he is not. Where he could be, we will not.
(18 May 2013 - 02:11 AM)
Never was interested in FF MMO's, all look like Grind Fest. I hate tickling fat people... sorry, but I just feel bad when I realize they can't feel it.
(18 May 2013 - 12:57 AM)
we are talking about the married guy in Kain's life not a sumo wrestler
you are right about it all if it was an elephant sized person ... Size does matter
(17 May 2013 - 11:18 PM)
@Night: well ... you can try to breath your way through his farts and then fight him ... you can try to eat your way through masses of body fat but I would not recommend it ... you might try to ... well ... if he is massive and sits square on your body covering it and only leaving your head out to breath through the foul smell his ass is emitting there is not much you can do! ... You can send a pledge to the International Court of Justice and complain against the illegal usage of chemical and biological weapons but you might suffocate before your case is due.
(17 May 2013 - 10:33 PM)
@Lag: you pinch&twist him
or do it the classic... tickle him XD
if not then there is always a chance to use anything from your surroundings
and also depending on which part of the body he sits on and how he sits on them(angle) there is a lot one can do from a lying down position
(17 May 2013 - 09:11 PM)
@Soap: But the one thing Kain does not consider is him accidentally being sat upon by big guy! Hes always going on about how he makes him fall, how he is faster than the Big One and how he can easily knock him out ... alas ... what about Kain messing that dude's woman up real good behind his back - and its a broad back we are talking about - and even though Big One might not even realize whats going on he might eventually decide to sit down for a bit. If Kain happens to be in the way having his eyes fixed on the Lady ... well .. you know where this is going! ... How are you supposed to use your martial arts against Meat Mountain? HOW?
(17 May 2013 - 04:42 PM)
They say people can do surprising things given the circumstances. Problem is Kain has already thought about all those things, and circumstances, so by the time you figure ot what you're doing to do, Kain already knows what he's doing.
(17 May 2013 - 04:40 PM)
i feel bad for the guy, Kain will be with his wife behind his back, good chance she looses total interest in her husband. And if the guy does confront Kain... well, I feel bad, because he could easily get it real bad from Kain. If we where there, we'd scream, RUN DUDE! RUN!! Forget it, Back off!
(17 May 2013 - 12:08 PM)
Don't really know how chubby he is but I believe pinching a persons Love Handles can be quite painful oh and I made my post about my character's confrontation with the Criminal...I changed it completely from what I originally started out with Do read and ... comment here if you feel like it Lars - Dagner Honestly I still love my original murder-accident theory, the one with the guy falling off from the rigged fire escape railing and onto the broken glass.. all the way from a 5 or 3rd storied apartment. I know that some people have / can survive such falls but they usually voluntary(almost) jump, mostly to save their lives and unlike the case I thought off, they are not free falling while flailing their arms about
(17 May 2013 - 11:21 AM)
He is fat, not obese. Even then, people with more weight have more weight to throw off. Imagine he lost his balance, and with a certain push, his own momentum causes an even harder fall. Even with out that, as I said, the knee.. All need to have a good foundation in order to stand correctly. Destroy that foundation, he will fall.
(17 May 2013 - 11:12 AM)
@Kain: you said he was BIG ... from the sound of it he might decide to sit on you and thats it! H emight not even realize how you are trying to wrestle your way out of his ass ... you might be as skilled as you can be in martial arts, but how do you fight Meat Mountain?
(17 May 2013 - 10:57 AM)
Night Heart, you entertain me. I'd have you as one of my partners in crime if we were ever in the same country. As for the husband, no. Not going to befriend him. I don't need to. Based on the time and schedules, he is not an actual problem. You also forget I also learned fatal and non-fatal pressure points. These were NOT learned from my instructor, and I considered using a pressure point that only causes pain, but since that would not be cool to use against my own instructor, I decided against it. I later accidentally hit one, and based on his reaction... It works very well. So if for some reason I am not able to beat him in a normal fight... Who am I kidding? I'd go straight for the ears [to disorientate him], then strike the throat. If he's still standing, I'll Kung Fu kick him in the inner thigh, near the side of the knee.
(17 May 2013 - 04:04 AM)
just checked and I've only watched till season 2.. didn't start Season 3 as it had only started at that time and I prefer watching shows in one go :
(17 May 2013 - 03:29 AM)Aha!! He doesn't need to kill the Criminal after all
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He'll go for the kill but when he'll find out that his target's letter was forged.. all he'll need to do is take his letter and get out from there.
Once he's without the letter, he'll be once again an ordinary criminal without a special pass and there will be nothing holding back the authorities for going after him
But only problem is that my characterI can only know about the letter being forged is by striking a conversation with him and as currently my character doesn't have the ability to restrain himself from killing a person that he attacks.. the most he could do is ruffle him up bad enough that he would think that he died when he looks at him or leave him in a state in which he'll soon die.
As the setting has changed from the criminal taking a place in the slums to now residing in a hotel, my character will need to be extra careful.
Anyhow once without the letter the criminal won't be able to go out in public claiming that he had a letter (2 reasons for one he'll be drawing too much attention to himself and that would be bad for him .. 2ndly the letter was forged so the ship won't have any records of receiving him if they go into details of verifying his claims)
And also this way I could create an arch nemesis for my main character.
.... But its going to be too much hassle so in the end I think I'll just have my main guy kill the criminal and get all problems dealt with then and there
... or maybe I'll change my mind half way .. again XD
(17 May 2013 - 02:34 AM)
Or at least remembered. Speaking of remembering stuff, I hope that game remember me is good. I like a deep story, but not too confusing.
(17 May 2013 - 02:33 AM)
Really? Aliens? Me? Im in the forum comic, I am one of the main cast of characters you know, think I would be on that little list of yours Night
(16 May 2013 - 11:59 PM)Angel: talking about experimenting on Dead bodies Kitty: discussing her pervy life filled with roller-coaster rides Blu3: ...well past blue had his groupies all fawning over him Lags: Food, sports, Ladies Man and on top of that has an army of Slut Bots Soap: Game Modding... with some pervy influences BJoker: The one who when teamed up with Blu3: make the insanity duo SonicW: The guy with many questions and the central topic of many days past Kelly: Well Kelly is nerfed down Kelly with christopher gone Dai: He plays it safe now but we all knew the real Dai Kain: Music, All knowing, Charismatic, Deadly... NightH: Death, causalities, story teller, Spoiler abuser OrangeK: Forum Games take over king ... I guess he's the only sane one amongst us all crazies... which is weird in its own. All the other people who rarely pop in: probably whisked away somewhere and getting probed by Aliens
(16 May 2013 - 11:36 PM)
..... its quicker and easier getting reaction/response in the shoutbox
but yeah if the kind of talk that goes on here doesn't interest the people then ... lol there wont be anything for them to stay and find out the backstory of them all XD
This place has all kinds of stuff going on for it XD Daiphyer's Shoutbox: Where weirdness equals Sanity
(16 May 2013 - 10:43 PM)
Okay now I'm thinking that just killing the guy in his room would be enough >__> Wake him up in the nigh with a blade at his throatt >> ask some questions >> kill him >> take his invitation letter and head for the docks in the morning or should I stick with the the Suicide Kill plot-line ?
(16 May 2013 - 10:18 PM)
Yes.. exactly that one... well Kain can drug him after becoming friends with him so that would make for a good approach to a thing... but yeah, that would be a pain, so insects it is.. :D
(16 May 2013 - 09:52 PM)
rat torture isn't stealthy .. you have to hold him down with the bucket on top with the rat inside and then heating the bucket (that is if you are talking about "that" rat torture" also the guy is big-boned.. easy for him to topple over when its only Kain holding him down and doing everything. It would be a whole different story if Kain broke his knees before hand But yeah just letting loose some insects near the guy shouldn't be too much of a hassle (as long as they go up his legs or what not instead of smelling some food and heading away from the target )
(16 May 2013 - 05:41 PM)
Sounds like getting in more trouble then it's worth, sure it's fun and exciting, but sometimes those stories go south fast and get really out of hand.
(16 May 2013 - 04:49 PM)
oh and before it get's serious.. just find out if the girl will loose any money/property/etc if the guy divorces her (or if she does)
(16 May 2013 - 04:47 PM)
release an ant up his skin.. will freak him out... probably.. ants can kill an elephant when they go up their trunks (its one of their highly sensitive body part) or you could become best pals with the guy and do the "tango" with his wife behind his back and when he confronts you and says "I gave you everything!! my time, my friendship, my food, my money.. how could you do this to me" "You didn't give me your wife " BANG !! you punch him in his face.. "here now you can't say I didn't give you anything back.. enjoy that black eye"
(16 May 2013 - 03:58 PM)
I'm about to get involved with a married woman. I've seen the husband before. He's big. He looks like he would hit real hard, but since he's big, and fat, he wouldn't match my speed, so if we're caught, this will be fun.
(16 May 2013 - 03:30 PM)
depends on the weather conditions ... it usually happens in dry weather ... or in winter time indoors when the air is terribly dry ... or when its getting wet and cold .. basically every condition thats stressful for your skin ... thats when my hands are burning! ... funny that its only the hands that get hot ...
(16 May 2013 - 03:22 PM)
yeah ... that one ... Im not good with names ... apart from that: Im not that much into Fanta 4 .... just seen the movies ... thats it!
(16 May 2013 - 03:19 PM)
ehem ... well ... never to that extend ... but I often have very hot hands ... I often feel a bit like that fiery dude from Fantastic 4 or so ...
(16 May 2013 - 03:17 PM)
Now I don't remember if it was due to Anger or I was having a High Fever at the time but I clearly remember whitish-greyish-transparent smoke like .... stuff escaping from my body.. but it wasn't so thick as seen in the Mortal Kombat character Smoke it was very light and only visible if I was focusing on it when I first saw it infront of me
(15 May 2013 - 05:29 PM)
"Lesson one : Communication! if you want to hold a long lasting conversation with a girl, talk about something she knows well, Example shoes or her hair. If your lucky, you can get to more interesting things you like (boobs)"
(15 May 2013 - 12:58 PM)Loving BOOBS ain't enough to qualify for membership of the Cleavage Cult! You gotta really be INTO BOOBS! You gotta SEE them, FEEL them, EAT them, DELVE INTO the matter. You have to BECOME ONE WITH THE BOOBS! You gotta KNOW WHAT THE BOOBS THINK, what makes them TICK! If you have reached that level of understanding you might qualify for full membership, if you are aiming for that level that has yet to be reached you might be accepted as an apprentice.
(15 May 2013 - 12:01 PM)
well ... that is a question you gotta ask yourself ... how come you ain't member yet? ... (o_O)
... maybe the question is: "Are YOU attached to boobs or are BOOBS attached to YOU?"
(15 May 2013 - 03:04 AM)
Man, I made a blog a while back... but I really don't know what to do with it. I posted a few articles I wrote on Xfire, a few post from my cleavage cult group... but I really don't know what I should turn it into, I guess I don't have much to post.
I spy 15 circles (3rd image) and 31 square (3rd image) but I'm sure I missed some :o and about 25 rectangles (3rd image) but lost track after 21 Triangles (first pic)
Okay I'm done with the character sheet for the new character .. and lol I'll see how it'll go.. it will be the first time playing a complete Normal Human (without any magic powers)
Now to think up a side story for him and make people joining the RP go "NOO~ not him and again with his long ass posts" :muahahahaha:
(14 May 2013 - 11:48 PM)
nah ... this one is fine ... but I really tried to get them transparent and also saved them as PNG files ... was just wondering whether I did that right to get em transparent ...
(14 May 2013 - 11:13 PM)
we already had a non-transparent header a while back ... I remember that light blue thingie ... with gay elves or something ...
(14 May 2013 - 10:45 PM)
I actually uploaded the template, just can't change images, and colors, I guess I'd have to play around with it more. I rather not do to much, don't want to break anything.
(14 May 2013 - 10:43 PM)
I figure I could manually change all the images on the site, I mostly want to tweak the main color, and change the "icon/images" for the sections, they feel old.
(14 May 2013 - 10:25 PM)
yeah, no worries, at least there's a few themes already installed, we can switch from black to white, and back to black again.
(14 May 2013 - 10:22 PM)
yeah, I'm telling you because I thought perhaps you might have better persuation skills with Daiphyer then I do, my boobs are to small, I don't get his attention.
(14 May 2013 - 10:22 PM)
well I've seen those "gifs" but when you download them .. you get a Rotator.php .. I think anyhow this is a different one what I'm talking about http://www.ftp-anime.com/forum/ just refresh and the banners keep changing
I love messing around with Photoshop, so I'll post all sorts of work here, from Signatures, avatars, game mods, etc.
Random art.
I was inspired by the new forum look
Signatures used here on Daiphyer
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One of my favorite Daiphyer sigs
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Profile pictures used here on Daiphyer
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Signatures used on GVZ
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barely an Edit...
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Never used this one. This happens a lot, I make sigs, they never get used.
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This was made for Aprils Fools, used it 3 days.
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Signatures used on Xfire & Halo forums
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Totally uninspired when I made this...
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It's based on Keith Apicary, a fictional character, the sig represents the retardedness of the Xfire Forums.
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Signatures for fun & other forums
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You can barely see it, but there are to beautiful girls in the background
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Uninspired at the time, so made it simple. I use it on Hongfire.
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I made this when I was taking over a dead forum, forum got closed when things where getting out of hand.
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You'll notice it's a recycled version of OBEY sig, I do this sometimes.
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18+ Artwork, you need to be an Adult to view
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For some reasons I can't post these.. just the links.
here a sig I used for GVZ during my work on my MW2 Mod.
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I made this Group in Xfire, this was the logo, It was a spoof, like being against Hentai, when I really am All for it.
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Another club I tried to make.
This post has been edited by Soap DX: 23 April 2012 - 08:06 PM
Interests:"I will always return to Sky World victorious!"
Posted 13 September 2011 - 07:36 AM
Bravo! Splendid Job! Well Done! Outstanding! Amazing! I admire your hard work. Truly a huge fan of that "Showcase" of art. Yes indeed!
I would appreciated if you can give me a list of the all of the Hentai characters names and the titles of the show they are from.
Please? And Thank You!
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An Angel must be prepared to help the Goddess Of Light at all times! Prepare to meet the light!
They say you can be addicted to plastic surgery the same way as you are with getting tattoos,
Well it's 2013, now, and I made a preview picture of Ariane-Saint-Amour. Just so I can say I called it.
Countless surgeries to her breast, now her nose lost all her personality, I know she got a lip job or something, who knows what's next. she probably did other.