(19 May 2013 - 12:15 AM)
If you wanna get into a more "intresting" conversation you should go for the biggest road-construction worker you can find, and grope his hairy ass ... you might get into an argument that adds to your once-in-a-lifetime experiences!
(19 May 2013 - 12:14 AM)
yeah ... spank the butt of somebody completely alien to you to start a conversation! ... if you don't know what to say compliment her on the shape of her butt (never, I repeat NEVER compliment her on the size and extend! She might take it wrong!) ... and then assure her that you are not only interested into her butt ... assur her and swear a solemn oath that you are also keen on groping her boobs if she'd let you!
(19 May 2013 - 12:02 AM)
@Soap: nah ... haven't really watched it ... only the last quarter of songs maybe ... there were a lot of very terrible songs amongst them ... but honestly: some of those chicks singing there were definitely hot! ... That chick from the Ukraine was hot as was Margaret Berger from Norway ... but don't tell me YOU've had it on over there in Canada? ... Sounds like something your wife would enjoy ...
(19 May 2013 - 12:00 AM)
@O-Kun: Sounds like it was taken out of that one anime series where the main character is a die-hard masochist ... '(Die with a hard on!) ... forgot the title .. he comes to that club thats supposed to help him to overcome his pervyness, but the head of the club beats him up all the time ... oh and he enjoys it!
(18 May 2013 - 11:58 PM)
@Sonic: of course it will be fun if you butt-grope a girl! No matter what! It WILL be funny! ... well ... depends on perspective really ... first: you will have fun, if you enjoy groping a lady-bum - and who wouldn't enjoy that? 2nd: she might enjoy it, even though I wouldnä't count on it, 3rd: if she doesn't she might still enjoy smacking you and finally: no matter whether you enjoy groping or the girl enjoys being groped, as soon as she smacks you it will be for the joy and enjoyment of those watching you! So would it be fun? Of COURSE it ´would! Most definitely! ... ehem ... and Sonic: please make sure to tape that incidence or at least have someone take photoes so you can post them here ... after all: WE want to have some laughs too! And YOU'D want us to share your experiences with you! You know you would!
(18 May 2013 - 11:45 PM)
I actually hate her voice ... it makes my ears ring ... did you know that her baby boy was always starting to cry when she was practicing at home? ... That baby knows a thing or two about music I say!
(18 May 2013 - 11:40 PM)
Who knows? You might have done something good after all. That roach might have been the next reincarnation of Angel's late husband ... you know: Hindu can be reborn as a lower life-form if they have officially been declared being assholes in their past life ...
(18 May 2013 - 11:34 PM)
nah ... don't be afraid ... you won't have to watch them crawling up your leg ... they often mount the ladies late at night when they are asleep .... IF they can sleep at all after reading THIS! Harrr! Harr! Harr!
(18 May 2013 - 11:34 PM)
Cockroaches are just not meant to be living in a human habitat! They can stay in sewers or whatever but never must they come out of there in an attempt to co-exist with humans. @.@''''
(18 May 2013 - 11:30 PM)
Are you aware of the fact that in some areas of the world somebody would have picked it up and asked you: "Do you still eat that? No? ... Would it be all right if I'd have a bite? ... Ok?!"
(18 May 2013 - 11:28 PM)
I found a half-dead cockroach in my kitchen so I sprayed a generous amount of roach-killing spray on it.. making it shrivel like an autumn leaf...his inner liquids gushing out of its slowly decaying body. It then completely lost its life and I picked it up with a toilet paper and flushed it. I stood there and watched it as its lifeless body succumbed to the merciless thrashing of the dirty water.